What The F%#k Should I Make For Dinner
Just a bit of fun to answer the age old question, What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner?
Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a "choose your own adventure" cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner.
The book includes 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.
Stuff folks ask us…..
Where does FOLKOLOGIE deliver to?
We deliver Australia wide.
Do you ship internationally?
Unfortunately we do not ship internationally. If you are super keen on an item, please send us an email and we can organise a quote for you to have it delivered overseas.
What are my payment options for online orders?
Visa | Mastercard | Amex
Do you offer AfterPay?
Unfortunately we don't offer AfterPay, but do offer layby.
What is your return policy?
This is the legal stuff that we have to tell you about; sorry to be so serious about it all. Here goes….
We offer a credit note or exchange for all unused items within 14 days of delivery. For change of mind or incorrect decision returns, we do not offer refunds but are happy to offer an exchange or store credit for the purchase price only. There is no return on sale items so please choose carefully from any sale collections.
If your product is defective you can choose from a replacement, a full refund, or a store credit.
The refund policy does not apply to goods which have been worn or used, damaged after delivery, if any attempt has been made to alter the product, or if it has been dropped or broken. All products must be returned in their original condition.
All postage and insurance costs are to be paid by the buyer. We recommend that you return the product via Registered post and that you prepay all postage. You assume any risk of lost, theft or damaged goods during transit; we advise you to take out shipment registration or insurance with your postal carrier.
If you are exchanging goods, please include a self-addressed Australia Post return satchel so that we can have the replacement on its way to you in no time.
Can I get my order gift wrapped?
Aww, how do we get a friend like you? More than happy to wrap your gift and include a handwritten gift tag. Let us know what you want us to write on the gift tag – or, you know, let our creative juices run wild!
Do you offer gift vouchers?
We’re all for sharing the love of FOLKOLOGIE. Get in touch and we can organise a gift voucher for you and have it sent to you or directly to the lucky recipient.
I’ve seen something in store but can’t find it online, why is that?
We buy in very small batches or one-off items which get snapped up quickly, before we can post them online, so if you’ve been coveting something, it’s best to buy it straight away. It’s always worth giving us a call though and we can try to track it down for you.
I’m interested in having my products stocked in your shop, who do I contact?
Fantastic! We are always so excited to hear from fellow folkologists who are producing beautiful handcrafted goods. Please send us an email with your product list and prices, together with a blurb about yourself, and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
I have something particular in mind, do you accept work on commission?
From a bespoke commercial counter, to a stunning piece of furniture, we love seeing the vision of our individual and commercial customers come to life. To get started, please send us an email with what you have mind and we’ll be in touch.
I need to speak to someone, how can I contact FOLKOLOGIE?
You can reach us at email@example.com or 02 6388 2434.
Where is your shop located?
Our store is at 63 Louee Street, Rylstone NSW 2849, Australia.
We would love to see you in store Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Monday, from 10am till 4pm. Tuesdays & Wednesdays we are open by appointment only.
How do I follow you on social media?
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Handcrafted furniture, australian inspired homewares & gifts: the FOLKOLOGIE story
The story of every day Folk.
Through our deep love and passion for all things regional & australiana, Folkologie was born as a result of a furniture craftsman and a retail designer wanting to bring something a little special, quirky & creative to the aussie consumer.
Kymbo our master furniture craftsman has been salvaging and saving historical pieces of timber for some 20 plus years. A builder by trade, formerly based in Boggabri NSW, Kymbo has spent the better part of his working life collecting incredibly old and precious timbers from all over the NSW region and repurposing these finds into stunning pieces of one off unique furniture designs. His ability to make the old new and current again can be seen in all of his work. Kymbo says ‘the timber I save determines the furniture piece’. Every single bit he salvages is recycled and reworked into something new, often working with timbers that are 100+ years old.
Carol a visual merchandiser & retail designer by trade has spent her whole life in ‘shops’. Inspired by small scale, old school retail, and by the creativity of our homegrown aussie artists, makers, and designers Carol has literally been sourcing and collecting the names of these creative gems over the years with the intention to showcase them in her store one day! It has always been Carol's goal to open up a retail concept in regional NSW, with the focus on small runs of unique, creative & quirky goods. Carol looks to partner with makers who upcycle and recycle materials wherever they can. Adding to this her desire to bring something a little fresh & fun to the table can be seen across the Folkologie store.
“Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful. ― William Morris”
If you can’t make it into our Rylstone store, you’ll be happy to know that many of the beautiful handcrafted gifts, furniture and homewares are available online. With shipping to anywhere in Australia, our online shop is a great place to buy the perfect gift.
Visit FOLKOLOGIE to feel the difference and hear the stories of the makers. We’d love to share their folktales with you and fill your home with new ones. Come inside our world of beautiful things, made by hand with love, and shop small with FOLKOLOGIE.
The FOLKOLOGIE team x